STEP ONE: Look cute after convincing the World Market staff that a table and four chairs CAN fit in a Civic hatchback, then concede that maybe the table does need to come out of the box. (Warning: Be sure to rock great hair while doing so.)
STEP TWO: Enjoy three minutes of PDX sun while waiting for delivery of chairs from the warehouse.
STEP THREE: Work on selling the rest of the world that the Civic really can hold everything you want it to. That’s positive thinking for you…
STEP FOUR: Stuff, stuff, stuff.
STEP FIVE: Don’t hesitate to injure friends in the process.
STEP SIX: Indulge said injured friends in their greatest weaknesses. (That wrist doesn’t look so sore now, does it?)
STEP SEVEN: Get everything inside the house.
STEP EIGHT: Read the instructions, kids. (She’s totally faking that. It’s actually an E!News update on Britney’s whereabouts. And Amy’s catching a little nap, anyway.)
STEP NINE: Laugh while you look like you know what you’re doing.
SHE LIKES TO SCREW: No step here. But it’s no wonder that they say she likes to… screw.
FINISHED PRODUCT
ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOUR: Drinks to celebrate came later and often.
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The Carly & Amy Show 
Touche. I do like to…screw. I’m really a marvel at it.
Comment by amyrh February 3, 2008 @ 12:06 pmHa! I think I have completed those steps myself once or twice. Definitly more rewarding with the drinks waiting at the end. Although we usually drink while using the power tools so we sometimes get repeats of Step Five.
Comment by Vegas Princess February 3, 2008 @ 3:53 pm