STEP ONE: Look cute after convincing the World Market staff that a table and four chairs CAN fit in a Civic hatchback, then concede that maybe the table does need to come out of the box. (Warning: Be sure to rock great hair while doing so.)
STEP TWO: Enjoy three minutes of PDX sun while waiting for delivery of chairs from the warehouse.
STEP THREE: Work on selling the rest of the world that the Civic really can hold everything you want it to. That’s positive thinking for you…
STEP FOUR: Stuff, stuff, stuff.
STEP FIVE: Don’t hesitate to injure friends in the process.
STEP SIX: Indulge said injured friends in their greatest weaknesses. (That wrist doesn’t look so sore now, does it?)
STEP SEVEN: Get everything inside the house.
STEP EIGHT: Read the instructions, kids. (She’s totally faking that. It’s actually an E!News update on Britney’s whereabouts. And Amy’s catching a little nap, anyway.)
STEP NINE: Laugh while you look like you know what you’re doing.
SHE LIKES TO SCREW: No step here. But it’s no wonder that they say she likes to… screw.
FINISHED PRODUCT
ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOUR: Drinks to celebrate came later and often.
The Carly & Amy Show 