Task Review: Home fix its
Step 1: Buy a new house.
Step 2: Let your brother-in-law leave town on vacation.
Step 3: Have random house projects.
Step 4: Fuck it. I can get this done myself.
Step 5: Caulk* window in shower AND replace thermostat.
Step 6: Feel a fine sense of accomplishment on how much ass I kicked.
*Please note: Caulk is pronounced (cah-k). Yes, that’s right. COCK. I said it.
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